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KTib962 (msg) 33296 July 5, 2018, 10:32 a.m.   reply to: 33277 x
A magyar nyelvben rejlő lehetőségek tárháza kifogyhatatlan. Ott van pl a mama szó. Egy betűt elveszünk belőle hármat meg kicsrélümk és máris sör lesz belőle.
A ragozás is érdekes néha. Azt mondjuk menyasszonnyal és vőlegénnyel, pedig a vőlegény nyal és a menyasszony nyel.
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lajostrom (msg) 33295 July 5, 2018, 8:11 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33294 July 4, 2018, 10:26 p.m.   x
T..kömnek a közfürdő
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Itil900 (msg) 33293 July 4, 2018, 10:25 p.m.   x
Az üveges fia
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Itil900 (msg) 33292 July 4, 2018, 10:24 p.m.   x
Marhapásztoroknak kötelező
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Itil900 (msg) 33291 July 4, 2018, 10:23 p.m.   reply to: 33283 x
Villámos?
Akarod tudni, mi van még a mókazsákomban???
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lajostrom (msg) 33290 July 4, 2018, 9:59 p.m.   x

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1Laciapu (msg) 33289 July 4, 2018, 9 p.m.   reply to: 33287 x
Huhahuhahuha........:)
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lajostrom (msg) 33288 July 4, 2018, 8:22 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33287 July 4, 2018, 7:19 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33286 July 4, 2018, 5:15 p.m.   x

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kawa550 (msg) 33285 July 4, 2018, 4:42 p.m.   reply to: 33284 x
Nincs azokkal semmi baj, csak be kell tartani az aranyszabályt: winchi 3. linkjét nem szabad megnyitni. :)))))))))
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Utalatos (msg) 33284 July 4, 2018, 4:17 p.m.   reply to: 33275 x
Szerencsére még én sem tudom kedvét szegni:-)
Nem féltem. Inkább magamat, mert jönnek a pucér csajok, esetleg visszatérnek winchi rettenetes képei:-))
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Utalatos (msg) 33283 July 4, 2018, 4:13 p.m.   reply to: 33272 x
Na, Te is ellőtted az összes puskaporodat azzal a jó kis villámos poénoddal:-))
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Utalatos (msg) 33282 July 4, 2018, 4:11 p.m.   reply to: 33277 x
Azzal nincs is baj, ha elég szellemes.
Ismeretlenül is üdv. a nejednek, de jó, örülök, hogy nem maradok egyedül a "másságommal".
Mi óvónők tényleg egy kicsit hendikeppel indulunk az életben: ugyanis meggyöződésünk, hogy mi vagyunk a normálisak:-) Ez ma nem trendi
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Utalatos (msg) 33281 July 4, 2018, 4:05 p.m.   reply to: 33278 x
Igazad lehet.
Miért nem tudom tartani a lepcses számat?:-)
A "másfélékkel" megijesztesz:-) El sem tudom képzelni mire gondolsz...
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Utalatos (msg) 33280 July 4, 2018, 4:02 p.m.   reply to: 33279 x
Ha nekem szólt, inkább most kihagynám...szóval nem élnék a lehetőséggel, mégse ismerjük egymást annyira:-))
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lajostrom (msg) 33279 July 4, 2018, 3:47 p.m.   x

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hacse (msg) 33278 July 4, 2018, 3:36 p.m.   reply to: 33271 x
..vannak itt 40 alattiak is. :o)) ... meg másfélék is .
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dani416 (msg) 33277 July 4, 2018, 2:29 p.m.   reply to: 33270 x
Nekem speciel bejön a magyar nyelv furmányosságainak eme kihasználása. Igaz többször el kellett olvasni, különböző szétválasztásban, amire leesett a G osztály, de pont ez a jó benne. Ráadásul a kollégáim is jókat mulatnak rajta. Érdekes, a nejem is óvónő és neki is más a humor szintje. Lehet, hogy szakmai ártalom? ;-)
Persze a ledér hölgyikék valóban nem a vicc topikba valóak. De legalább jól megnézzük őket is. :-)
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lajostrom (msg) 33276 July 4, 2018, 12:07 p.m.   reply to: 33275 x

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cblaci (msg) 33275 July 4, 2018, 10:55 a.m.   reply to: 33274 x
Nehogy kedved szegjék Lajos. Igaz hogy nem szoktam hozzászólni, de engem szórakoztatnak még a nagyon fárasztó szösszeneteid is :-)
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lajostrom (msg) 33274 July 4, 2018, 9:21 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33273 July 4, 2018, 9:08 a.m.   reply to: 33272 x
Na jó:" szeretnék"!;)))
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Itil900 (msg) 33272 July 4, 2018, 9:06 a.m.   x
Kedves Utálatoska! Ez feldob? Azeret ék egy Utálatos mosolyt látni;)))
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Utalatos (msg) 33271 July 4, 2018, 8:37 a.m.   x
Persze lehet, hogy nem vagyok túl hiteles ebben a témában, mert már 8 évesen megállapították a fiúk, hogy semmi humorérzékem nincs, mikor ragasztót tettek a sapkámba. Azóta már tucanyian megerősítették ezt, de nem akarom elhinni.
Ezért betegesen keresem a vicces pasikat, helyzeteket. Vagy csak öregszem, mert 14 évesen még képes voltam nevetni a Rejtő könyveken, ma halálra unom, ha néha belefutok. Vagy más az ingerküszöbe az embernek 40 felett.
Az "Agymenőket" pl. nagyon szeretem, még harmincadik ismétlésben is, de egy Bagi-Nacsa vagy Fábry showtól már kiütést kapok annyira eröltetett( régen jók voltak).
9 gyerek jött ma óviba. Vagyunk rájuk heten. Pedig motorozhatnék is:-)
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Utalatos (msg) 33270 July 4, 2018, 8:20 a.m.   reply to: 33269 x
Te Lajos, ez már fájt:-)
Mivel erre a fórumra irányítottak át a komor szakmai topikokról, mindig várakozással telin, kiváncsian nézek be ide.
Könyörgöm, kapcsoljatok be valami "hahota" szűrőt vagy csak teszteljétek magatokon némelyik viccet (meg a pucér nőket is), mert rengeteg silány áru is felkerűl. Vagy Te csapkodtad a térdedet, mikor ezt elöször megláttad? Nem hinném.:-)
Utálatos vagyok tudom, mert ezt is megállhattam volna, hogy elsiklom felette, csak mivel ilyen önzetlenűl életben tartod ezt a topikot, szerintem ugyanannyi energia lenne csak a jó poénokat feltenni. Ide szinte mindenki benéz.
És a pucér nők sem zavarnak, ha szépek és legalább nyomokban tartalmaznak némi természetességet.
Meg a berdogabor is visszatérhetne néhány friss anyaggal!:-)
Gondoljatok arra, hogy én munka elött utoljára mindig erre az oldalra nézek be!
Ha nem jókedvűen megyek a gyerekek közé, akkor csupa savanyú, depis, retardált kerül ki a kezeim közül:-))))
Ti lesztek a hibásak, hogy csak "G" osztályba járhatnak majd :-)
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lajostrom (msg) 33269 July 3, 2018, 8:15 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33268 July 3, 2018, 8:10 p.m.   x
Fűnyíró igényeseknek
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Daty (msg) 33267 July 3, 2018, 8:35 a.m.   reply to: 33265 x
:-)))
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lajostrom (msg) 33266 July 2, 2018, 9:23 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33265 July 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.   x
Kevés "mű"....
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Daty (msg) 33264 July 2, 2018, 5:39 p.m.   reply to: 33263 x
Hát... kinek hogy.
A műkörme már visszataszító számomra, a "mű tőgye" - mert ez szerintem mellnek nem nevezhető - az meg még inkább.

Persze, szerintem.:-))
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lajostrom (msg) 33263 July 2, 2018, 11:45 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33262 July 2, 2018, 8:29 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33261 July 1, 2018, 9:20 p.m.   x
Nyár..meleg...hmmm
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Itil900 (msg) 33260 July 1, 2018, 9:19 p.m.   x
Cigiző halálfej...nem egy utolsó fényezés...
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lajostrom (msg) 33259 July 1, 2018, 6:48 p.m.   x

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1Laciapu (msg) 33258 July 1, 2018, 6:10 p.m.   reply to: 33257 x
Ezt már láttuk korábban valahol :)
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lajostrom (msg) 33257 July 1, 2018, 5:45 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33256 July 1, 2018, 5:44 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33253 July 1, 2018, 9:42 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33252 June 30, 2018, 10:51 p.m.   x
Very tuning
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Itil900 (msg) 33251 June 30, 2018, 10:48 p.m.   x
Forever predátor
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lajostrom (msg) 33250 June 30, 2018, 8:07 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33250 June 30, 2018, 8:07 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33249 June 30, 2018, 7:54 p.m.   x
Amerikai geológusok, amint épp olajat keresnek
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Itil900 (msg) 33248 June 30, 2018, 7:40 p.m.   x
He?????
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Itil900 (msg) 33247 June 30, 2018, 7:39 p.m.   x
Jaguar design
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lajostrom (msg) 33246 June 30, 2018, 7:12 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33245 June 30, 2018, 11:59 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33244 June 30, 2018, 7:49 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33243 June 30, 2018, 6:08 a.m.   x
Lakómotor?
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lajostrom (msg) 33242 June 29, 2018, 11:03 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33241 June 29, 2018, 11:02 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33240 June 29, 2018, 9:46 p.m.   x
Motcsi?... Kocsor???
Az , hogy " oldalkocsis" biztos!
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Itil900 (msg) 33239 June 29, 2018, 12:52 p.m.   x
...sznak a sztender
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Itil900 (msg) 33238 June 29, 2018, 12:51 p.m.   x
Ez mi???
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Itil900 (msg) 33237 June 29, 2018, 12:49 p.m.   x
Malaca van
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lajostrom (msg) 33236 June 29, 2018, 9:20 a.m.   x
Hajlik..
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lajostrom (msg) 33235 June 29, 2018, 9:14 a.m.   x
Érik a narancs..
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Itil900 (msg) 33234 June 28, 2018, 7:37 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33230 June 28, 2018, 6:08 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33227 June 26, 2018, 9:30 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33226 June 26, 2018, 7:26 p.m.   x
Sikerült!!!
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lajostrom (msg) 33224 June 26, 2018, 7:20 p.m.   x
Ha nincs gps, de kedvelnek...
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lajostrom (msg) 33223 June 26, 2018, 7:13 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33222 June 26, 2018, 1:34 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33220 June 26, 2018, 6:07 a.m.   x
Kéne vmi reggeli!
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lajostrom (msg) 33219 June 25, 2018, 2:31 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33218 June 25, 2018, 2:25 p.m.   x

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bundas13 (msg) 33217 June 24, 2018, 9:17 a.m.   x

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bundas13 (msg) 33215 June 24, 2018, 9:13 a.m.   x
True
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lajostrom (msg) 33214 June 24, 2018, 8:49 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33213 June 23, 2018, 8:07 p.m.   x
GÁTŐR DOBOZ.
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lajostrom (msg) 33212 June 23, 2018, 8:04 p.m.   x

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KTib962 (msg) 33211 June 23, 2018, 11:21 a.m.   reply to: 33209 x
Ja lemaradt: boxermotor
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KTib962 (msg) 33209 June 23, 2018, 10:08 a.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33208 June 22, 2018, 6:05 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33207 June 22, 2018, 11:08 a.m.   x
Egyél f@szt
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lajostrom (msg) 33206 June 22, 2018, 9:39 a.m.   x
Akció kamera. Tegnap előtt.
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lajostrom (msg) 33205 June 22, 2018, 9:10 a.m.   x
Tennap még nyár vót...
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lajostrom (msg) 33204 June 22, 2018, 8:24 a.m.   x
Focihiszti
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lajostrom (msg) 33203 June 21, 2018, 9:20 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33202 June 21, 2018, 4:18 p.m.   x
Hipo báj
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lajostrom (msg) 33201 June 21, 2018, 3:44 p.m.   reply to: 33200 x
Elállt a szél. Mehet..
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lajostrom (msg) 33200 June 21, 2018, 11:27 a.m.   x
Trópusi szellő....
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lajostrom (msg) 33199 June 20, 2018, 9:10 p.m.   x
Trógerbike
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