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lajostrom (msg) 32068 March 29, 2017, 8:53 p.m.   x
Nab@zz!
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lajostrom (msg) 32067 March 29, 2017, 8:11 p.m.   reply to: 32065 x
Ott dõl el, hogy előre v.hátra állították.
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lajostrom (msg) 32066 March 29, 2017, 8:09 p.m.   x
Ezt néked ajánlom Géza. Te képes vagy rá a mostani géppel, ráadásul pénzbe kerül, bátorság, és élvezet.
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gezasz (msg) 32065 March 29, 2017, 7:57 p.m.   x
Képzeld! Egy haverom mesélte, hogy az életében először 62 percig bírta a dugást. Igaz, hogy volt közte egy óra átállítas, de azért na...
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lajostrom (msg) 32064 March 29, 2017, 9:57 a.m.   x
Felejtős
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Tiger (msg) 32063 March 29, 2017, 7:38 a.m.   reply to: 32062 x
Leszámítva, hogy természetesen ez egy jópofa vicc, ráadásul valószínűleg fake,hiszen a két kanyarodást tiltó tábla nem tűnik életszerűnek, elvileg még a világnak sincs vége, hiszen a behajtani tilos tábla előtt balra még bemenekülhetünk a településre :-)
Elrontottam a viccet?:-)
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lajostrom (msg) 32062 March 28, 2017, 10:35 p.m.   x
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Ranger (msg) 32061 March 28, 2017, 10:19 p.m.   x
A régi jó dolgokból nem maradt semmi...
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lajostrom (msg) 32060 March 28, 2017, 9:34 p.m.   x
Huha
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lajostrom (msg) 32059 March 28, 2017, 9:33 p.m.   x
Szöszi
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lajostrom (msg) 32058 March 28, 2017, 9:47 a.m.   x
Cicu.
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lajostrom (msg) 32057 March 27, 2017, 11:18 a.m.   x
Vaj2
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lajostrom (msg) 32056 March 27, 2017, 11:17 a.m.   x
Vaj 1
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lajostrom (msg) 32055 March 27, 2017, 10:12 a.m.   x
Ez is valami.
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lajostrom (msg) 32054 March 25, 2017, 9:05 p.m.   x
!!
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lajostrom (msg) 32053 March 25, 2017, 9:04 p.m.   x
!
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lajostrom (msg) 32052 March 24, 2017, 9:32 p.m.   x
No.
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lajostrom (msg) 32051 March 24, 2017, 9:18 p.m.   x
Húb+
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lajostrom (msg) 32050 March 24, 2017, 3:21 p.m.   x
Rokon
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lajostrom (msg) 32049 March 24, 2017, 3:03 p.m.   x
Fokozat
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lajostrom (msg) 32048 March 24, 2017, 3:02 p.m.   x
Tipp.
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lajostrom (msg) 32047 March 24, 2017, 8:36 a.m.   x
Ha?
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lajostrom (msg) 32046 March 23, 2017, 7:50 p.m.   x
.
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lajostrom (msg) 32045 March 23, 2017, 7:33 p.m.   x
Böllértranzit
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lajostrom (msg) 32044 March 23, 2017, 7:30 p.m.   x
Okos.
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lajostrom (msg) 32043 March 23, 2017, 5:59 p.m.   x
Pekkember.
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lajostrom (msg) 32042 March 23, 2017, 3:27 p.m.   x
Így-úgy.
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lajostrom (msg) 32041 March 23, 2017, 11:38 a.m.   x
És így?
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lajostrom (msg) 32040 March 23, 2017, 7:27 a.m.   x
Reggeli torna.
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lajostrom (msg) 32039 March 23, 2017, 7:21 a.m.   x
Jelek.
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lajostrom (msg) 32038 March 23, 2017, 5 a.m.   x
Ötlet
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lajostrom (msg) 32037 March 22, 2017, 9:54 a.m.   x
Pech
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lajostrom (msg) 32036 March 22, 2017, 9:24 a.m.   x
Most kaptam.
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lajostrom (msg) 32035 March 22, 2017, 8:53 a.m.   x
Megint csak ...
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lajostrom (msg) 32034 March 21, 2017, 8:01 p.m.   x
Fura?
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lajostrom (msg) 32033 March 21, 2017, 3:28 p.m.   x
Robogódisznó
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lajostrom (msg) 32032 March 21, 2017, 8:24 a.m.   x
?
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lajostrom (msg) 32031 March 20, 2017, 8:57 p.m.   x
Talán.
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lajostrom (msg) 32030 March 19, 2017, 9:03 p.m.   x
Hétfő....
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lajostrom (msg) 32029 March 19, 2017, 11:59 a.m.   x
-
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lajostrom (msg) 32028 March 19, 2017, 9:39 a.m.   x
És akkor a szöveg,
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lajostrom (msg) 32027 March 19, 2017, 9:38 a.m.   x
A tegnapi névnapozókhoz....
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lajostrom (msg) 32026 March 19, 2017, 9:38 a.m.   x
A tegnapi névnapozókhoz....
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lajostrom (msg) 32025 March 18, 2017, 9:09 p.m.   x
Aktualiti
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ErErpower (msg) 32024 March 18, 2017, 11:23 a.m.   reply to: 32019 x
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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lajostrom (msg) 32023 March 18, 2017, 9:58 a.m.   x
Mintha....
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gezasz (msg) 32022 March 17, 2017, 8:59 p.m.   reply to: 32019 x
:))))
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gezasz (msg) 32021 March 17, 2017, 8:58 p.m.   reply to: 32017 x
Én is így voltam
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lajostrom (msg) 32020 March 17, 2017, 6:52 p.m.   x
Igaz.
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lajostrom (msg) 32019 March 17, 2017, 9:10 a.m.   x
Sztárvársz.
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lajostrom (msg) 32018 March 16, 2017, 5:46 p.m.   x
Teraszos szőlőművelés??
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lajostrom (msg) 32017 March 15, 2017, 9:11 p.m.   x
"Ma remek szombatom volt. Késòbb rájöttem, hogy szerda"
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csokabi (msg) 32016 March 15, 2017, 10:35 a.m.   x
:)
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lajostrom (msg) 32015 March 14, 2017, 8:17 a.m.   x
?
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lajostrom (msg) 32014 March 14, 2017, 8:16 a.m.   x
Aktung!
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lajostrom (msg) 32013 March 14, 2017, 8:14 a.m.   x
Képes zeneszôveg
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lajostrom (msg) 32012 March 11, 2017, 7:41 p.m.   x
..
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lajostrom (msg) 32011 March 11, 2017, 7:40 p.m.   x
.
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lajostrom (msg) 32010 March 10, 2017, 9:04 p.m.   x
Dajcs.
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lajostrom (msg) 32009 March 10, 2017, 9:03 p.m.   x
Tuti.
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lajostrom (msg) 32008 March 10, 2017, 9:02 a.m.   x
Dicsfény
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lajostrom (msg) 32007 March 10, 2017, 9 a.m.   x
Vagy-vagy
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lajostrom (msg) 32006 March 10, 2017, 8:59 a.m.   x
Kétes.
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lajostrom (msg) 32005 March 10, 2017, 8:58 a.m.   x
Egál.
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lajostrom (msg) 32004 March 8, 2017, 9:23 p.m.   x
Long
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lajostrom (msg) 32003 March 8, 2017, 9:20 p.m.   x
Praktikál
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lajostrom (msg) 32002 March 8, 2017, 9:19 p.m.   x
Aktuál
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lajostrom (msg) 32001 March 8, 2017, 3:03 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 32000 March 8, 2017, 3:02 p.m.   x
Ur
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lajostrom (msg) 31999 March 8, 2017, 3:01 p.m.   x
Numero 1
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lajostrom (msg) 31998 March 8, 2017, 3 p.m.   x
Fel.
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lajostrom (msg) 31997 March 8, 2017, 6:26 a.m.   x
Alpári-s
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lajostrom (msg) 31996 March 8, 2017, 6:23 a.m.   x
Nép-ies.
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lajostrom (msg) 31995 March 8, 2017, 6:21 a.m.   x
Hő-sies.
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desiderus (msg) 31994 March 7, 2017, 5:44 p.m.   x
A tíz legjobb mondat állásinterjún :

1. Az első gyerekem ötven után szeretném vállalni, szingli vagyok és
utoljára ötéves koromban voltam beteg.

2. Haza is mehetek, ha végeztem a nap végén? Erre nem is számítottam.

3. Én sokallom a fizetést ezért a pozícióért, inkább osszák szét a
HR-osztály munkatársai között.

4. Nem iszom, de csapatépítő tréningen józanul is lehet velem mindent
csinálni.

5. Anyanyelvi szinten beszélek angolul, kivéve, ha nálam magasabb szintű
vezetőmmel tárgyalok együtt.

6. Az előző cégtől végkimerülés miatt rúgtak ki, de azóta aludtam négy
hónapot.

7. Nem kérek céges autót, sőt a saját kocsimat is felmatricázom, ha kérik.

8. Minden számítógépes programhoz értek, és ami esetleg nincs, azt meg
hozok.

9. Hobbim a kávéautomata- és fénymásoló- szerelés, valamint a
vállalatirányítási rendszerek karbantartása és fejlesztése.

10. A PHd hallgatók Miss Topless címét csak azért nem írtam be, mert amúgy
is fent vannak a képek az interneten.
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lajostrom (msg) 31993 March 7, 2017, 5:13 p.m.   x
Mesehős.
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lajostrom (msg) 31992 March 7, 2017, 5:11 p.m.   x
Rassz.
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lajostrom (msg) 31991 March 7, 2017, 2:10 p.m.   x
??
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lajostrom (msg) 31990 March 7, 2017, 2:08 p.m.   x
...
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lajostrom (msg) 31989 March 7, 2017, 2:06 p.m.   x
Lájtos ebéd.
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lajostrom (msg) 31988 March 7, 2017, 2:04 p.m.   x
Kevés lóvé.
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lajostrom (msg) 31987 March 7, 2017, 2:03 p.m.   x
Erős tempo.
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lajostrom (msg) 31986 March 7, 2017, 2:02 p.m.   x
Gyenge kezdés.
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kawa70 (msg) 31985 March 5, 2017, 1:14 p.m.   reply to: 31983 x
Ok:) Ebben a formában nyelvtanilag teljesen helytálló:)
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zooli (msg) 31984 March 5, 2017, 12:16 p.m.   reply to: 31983 x
:):)
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Audimania (msg) 31983 March 5, 2017, 9:53 a.m.   reply to: 31982 x
Ha EGYSZERRE, EGYIDŐBEN minden járművet megállítanak (ami elvileg technikai nonszensz, ha csak a Halálcsillag vonósugarához hasonlóan, pl. irányított elektroszmoggal mozgásképtelenné nem teszik őket), akkor a főút teljes hosszában tele lesz álló autókkal. Márpedig akkor sétálni kell :)
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kawa70 (msg) 31982 March 5, 2017, 7:34 a.m.   reply to: 31981 x
Nem kell végig sétálniuk. Abban az időben és azon az uton nem tömött sorokban mennek az autok. Felénk is csinálnak ilyet, ráadásul a reggeli időszakban amikor azért van mozgás egy négysávos főuton. Minden autót kiterelnek egy nem működő benzinkutra, a rendőrök többed magukkal fujatják az autósokat és már mehetnek is tovább. Még csak sor sem alakul ki.
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Audimania (msg) 31981 March 4, 2017, 10:18 p.m.   x
Vajon hány rendőr kellett a teljes úthossz végigsétálásához, autótól-autóig? Mindkét irányban ... viszont a 8 órás műszakba pont belefért.
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Futár2 (msg) 31980 March 1, 2017, 9:59 p.m.   reply to: 31976 x
Vannak fontos dolgok :)
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csanyi (msg) 31979 Feb. 28, 2017, 7:08 p.m.   reply to: 31978 x
"Liftben szellenteni tilos, és még 49 értelmetlen törvény"

Mondjuk ez pont nem értelmetlen törvény, szálltál már be frissen telefingott liftbe? Vazz, mire az első levegővétel megtörténik már bezáródik az ajtó és nincs menekvés!:))
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Geeza (msg) 31978 Feb. 28, 2017, 4:33 p.m.   x
Liftben szellenteni tilos, és még 49 értelmetlen törvény


http://www.delmagyar.hu/szorakozas/liftben_szellenteni_tilos_es_meg_49_ertelmetlen_torveny/2107201/
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Balkan Bistro (msg) 31977 Feb. 28, 2017, 4:08 p.m.   x
mmmm
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berdogabor (msg) 31976 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:22 a.m.   x
.
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berdogabor (msg) 31975 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:22 a.m.   x
első
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berdogabor (msg) 31974 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:21 a.m.   x
nem tervezett
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berdogabor (msg) 31973 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:18 a.m.   x
Etető
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berdogabor (msg) 31972 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:17 a.m.   x
Víz
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berdogabor (msg) 31971 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:16 a.m.   x
Képrejtvény
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berdogabor (msg) 31970 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:15 a.m.   x
Hasonló
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berdogabor (msg) 31969 Feb. 28, 2017, 10:14 a.m.   x
Sláger
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