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lajostrom (msg) 33805 Sept. 20, 2018, 9:57 a.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33804 Sept. 20, 2018, 9:52 a.m.   x
Szigorúan...
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lajostrom (msg) 33803 Sept. 20, 2018, 9:36 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33802 Sept. 20, 2018, 7:48 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33801 Sept. 19, 2018, 10:01 p.m.   x

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Audimania (msg) 33800 Sept. 19, 2018, 11:13 a.m.   x
Csak hogy az automata troll kikopjon a kezdőlapról...
Mit ne tegyél az autómosóban
http://hvg.hu/cegauto/20180919_automoso_baleset_video?s=hk
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lajostrom (msg) 33799 Sept. 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33798 Sept. 18, 2018, 10:37 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33797 Sept. 17, 2018, 10:10 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33796 Sept. 16, 2018, 10:25 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33795 Sept. 16, 2018, 10:14 p.m.   x
Hogy mondta a fater?
Mivel kezdjünk?
(beszép!)
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lajostrom (msg) 33794 Sept. 16, 2018, 8:27 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33793 Sept. 15, 2018, 10:46 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33792 Sept. 15, 2018, 10:21 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33791 Sept. 15, 2018, 8:27 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33790 Sept. 15, 2018, 4:40 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33789 Sept. 15, 2018, 2:47 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33788 Sept. 14, 2018, 6:28 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33787 Sept. 14, 2018, 4:30 p.m.   x

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KTib962 (msg) 33786 Sept. 13, 2018, 11:28 p.m.   reply to: 33781 x
Na meg a szegedi papucsnak...
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lajostrom (msg) 33785 Sept. 13, 2018, 10:31 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33785 Sept. 13, 2018, 10:30 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33784 Sept. 13, 2018, 4:54 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33783 Sept. 13, 2018, 10:22 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33782 Sept. 12, 2018, 10:29 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33781 Sept. 12, 2018, 10:09 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33780 Sept. 12, 2018, 9:40 p.m.   reply to: 33779 x
Nem nagy baj. Csináld csak. Hasznos.
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varajani (msg) 33779 Sept. 12, 2018, 1:47 p.m.   reply to: 33778 x
Sajnos semmi érdekes!
Körben ültünk a saját szőnyegünkön, és egy túlsúlyos asszonyság tartotta a foglakozást.
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OcsiÚr (msg) 33778 Sept. 12, 2018, 8:26 a.m.   reply to: 33774 x
Jani!
Volt valami érdekes az első sorban?
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lajostrom (msg) 33777 Sept. 11, 2018, 9:26 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33776 Sept. 11, 2018, 8:34 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33775 Sept. 11, 2018, 8:32 p.m.   x

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varajani (msg) 33774 Sept. 11, 2018, 12:30 p.m.   reply to: 33773 x
Én ma megyek először jóga órára. A második sorba fogok állni!
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gencsydani (msg) 33773 Sept. 11, 2018, 12:16 p.m.   x
Jóga
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lajostrom (msg) 33772 Sept. 10, 2018, 10:19 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33771 Sept. 10, 2018, 3:15 p.m.   x
Na?
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1Laciapu (msg) 33770 Sept. 10, 2018, 1:25 p.m.   reply to: 33769 x
A shortot küldd lécci!
A grill csak hízlal ☺
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lajostrom (msg) 33769 Sept. 10, 2018, 1:11 p.m.   x
Egy jó short?
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lajostrom (msg) 33768 Sept. 10, 2018, 8:17 a.m.   x
Egy jó grill...?
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lajostrom (msg) 33767 Sept. 9, 2018, 8:30 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33765 Sept. 8, 2018, 10:39 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 33764 Sept. 8, 2018, 10:32 p.m.   x
Egy srác üldögél otthon, épp tekeri a jointot, egyszer csak csöngetnek. Kiszól:
- Ki az.
- A halál vagyok, érted jöttem!
Hát a srác nem tud mit csinálni, ajtót nyit és ennyit mond:
- Hát ha menni kell, menni kell, de legalább előtte szívjuk el ezt a füves cigit, ha már megtekertem.
A halál rááll, beszívnak, röhögnek, kivannak. Eltelik az idő, a halál megszólal:
- Miért is jöttem?
- Nem tudom - mondja a srác.
- Na mindegy, megyek, későre jár.
A halál elmegy, másnap megint kopogtat az ajtón, a csávó megint épp füves cigit teker.
- Hát Halál, látom megint jöttél, vigyél, nem bánom, de azért ezt a cigit még tegyük el.
A halál megint rááll a dologra, nem siet, amúgy is bejött neki a dolog.
Elszívják a cigit, kutyául kilesznek. Eltelik az idő, megkérdi a Halál:
- Minek is jöttem?
- Fogalmam sincs.
- Akkor megyek, nagyon eltelt az idő.
A Halál elmegy, ám másnap megint kopogtat hősünk ajtaján, aki ezúttal is épp a napi cigijét sodorja. A Halál megszólal:
- Most sietek, úgyhogy szívjuk el azt a cigit, azt már itt se vagyok
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Itil900 (msg) 33763 Sept. 8, 2018, 10:29 p.m.   x
Hallottatok arról az etiópról, aki beesett a krokodiloktól hemzsegő folyóba?
Hármat megevett közülük, mire sikerült kihúzni...
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Itil900 (msg) 33762 Sept. 8, 2018, 10:27 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33761 Sept. 7, 2018, 9:52 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33760 Sept. 7, 2018, 12:10 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33759 Sept. 7, 2018, 7:50 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33758 Sept. 6, 2018, 3:28 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33757 Sept. 6, 2018, 1:03 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33756 Sept. 6, 2018, 8:52 a.m.   x

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vlevi (msg) 33755 Sept. 5, 2018, 9:57 p.m.   reply to: 33753 x
Másik Ducati :)

https://youtu.be/sMRp6KL7xig
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lajostrom (msg) 33754 Sept. 5, 2018, 8:54 p.m.   x

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vlevi (msg) 33753 Sept. 5, 2018, 5:37 p.m.   x
Ducati szivatás
:)

https://youtu.be/KooABbX0lQA
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lajostrom (msg) 33752 Sept. 5, 2018, 4:09 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33751 Sept. 5, 2018, 3:27 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33750 Sept. 5, 2018, 2:26 p.m.   x
Oké!:)
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lajostrom (msg) 33749 Sept. 5, 2018, 9:16 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33747 Sept. 4, 2018, 9:46 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 33745 Sept. 4, 2018, 4:47 p.m.   x

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KTib962 (msg) 33744 Sept. 4, 2018, 3:12 p.m.   x
Ilyen lenne a Székely légitársaság gépén utazni

- A becsekkolásnál nem azt kérdezik, hogy ablakhoz vagy folyosóra ülsz-e, hanem hogy az udvarhelyi vagy a csíki szektorban kívánsz-e utazni.

- Beszállásnál előre mehetnek azok, akiknél hokibot van, vagy medvével utaznak.

- A fedélzetre kaszát nem, bicskát – önvédelmi célból – javallott felvinni.

- Induláskor nem ezt hallod: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking", hanem: "Üdv a Hargita Erlájnsz fedélzetén, kapaszkoggyanak, eregelünk felfelé…"

- Az utasok rágcsálnivalónak tepertőt, kibédi hagymát, oroszhegyi szilvalevet, desszertnek pedig kürtőskalácsot kapnak.

- Csucsán, a Királyhágónál, negyedóra pihenő. Az utasok pisilnek, ki a toalettbe, ki a Körösbe...
Újrainduláskor az alábbi poénnal oldják a hangulatot: "Mindenki itt van? Aki nincs, az szóljon! Höhö!"

- Egy rázósabbra sikerült landolás után, nem megtapsolják a pilótát, hanem megverik.

- Kiszállásnál a székelyruhás fehérnép ekképpen köszön el: "Áldja meg magukat a csíksomlyói Szűz Mária!"
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gencsydani (msg) 33743 Sept. 4, 2018, 11:22 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33742 Sept. 4, 2018, 9:54 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33739 Sept. 3, 2018, 10:35 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33738 Sept. 3, 2018, 10:24 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33737 Sept. 3, 2018, 8:17 p.m.   x

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kawa550 (msg) 33736 Sept. 3, 2018, 7:42 p.m.   reply to: 33735 x
Hát hogyne kelt volna el?! Volt ott minden, mi szem szájnak ingere! Babetta teló, vídia kővágó féktárcsa bicikli fékkel, sugárvető cső, masszív könnyűfém topcase tartó, meg amit akarsz. :))))))
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varajani (msg) 33735 Sept. 3, 2018, 4:38 p.m.   reply to: 33734 x
Úgy látom, a termék elkelt. Ahogy a mondják: amíg lószar van...
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janni (msg) 33733 Sept. 3, 2018, 2:30 p.m.   x
Egy jó bringa valakinek ???
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lajostrom (msg) 33732 Sept. 3, 2018, 1:18 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 33727 Sept. 1, 2018, 8:41 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33726 Aug. 31, 2018, 2:48 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 33725 Aug. 30, 2018, 7:46 p.m.   x
"Sok van mi csudálatos. De ..
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lajostrom (msg) 33724 Aug. 30, 2018, 3:44 p.m.   x

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Ullyses (msg) 33718 Aug. 29, 2018, 9:27 p.m.   x
Ketten a kocsmában:
- Gyere, meghívlak egy kisfröccsre!- mondja Kiss a barátjának.
- Kössz, de nem akarom keverni.
- Miért? Mit ittál eddig?
- Nagyfröccsöt!
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lajostrom (msg) 33717 Aug. 29, 2018, 10:46 a.m.   x

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